Dolly Parton has apparently named her breasts Shock and Awe, claiming they have been a massive asset to her career. No doubt fitting names considering if she would take her top off, the initial reaction would probably be shock followed by awe (unless you're standing too close, in which case chances are good you'll be awestruck).
The 62-year old Parton said: "They have served me well, I don't know if I'm supporting them or they're supporting me".
Her bra replied: "Neither".
In related news, Keira Knightley named her breasts Barely Impact and Indifference.
/JP
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