Wednesday, 27 February 2008

One tree Mills

Heather Mills is apparently going to be named one of the world's sexiest women. Her "attractiveness rating had rocketed since she began hammering out a massive divorce settlement from Sir Paul McCartney". I guess he's one unhappy Muccafucker at the moment.

I can't get over the fact that she's getting insane amounts of money for doing, well, what exactly? Spreading her leg?

One of my favorite Mucca moments though, was a couple of months ago when she suggested we should all start milking rats, cats and dogs.

I'm not sure I agree. My dog's only got one teat.

Would take forever to get a full glass out of him.

/JP

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