Judging Amy

Yes, it's official. Amy Winehouse is launching her own line. For once, it's not the kind of line you'd expect.

No, we're talking a new range of cosmetics and fashion products, featuring "all the things that are distinctive of her look". Presumably, that means the cosmetics will smell of alcohol and tobacco, and the clothes will make you look like a prostitute.

A fashion industry source added: "She has become a fashion icon despite not always looking too fresh".

Although only in late February, we already have a winner for understatement of the year.

/JP