Heffalump

According to an article today, Hugh Hefner, 81, is trying to knock his girlfriend Holly Madison, 28, up. Apparently, they want a baby so much, they spend entire days having sex, but alas, so far to no avail.

My guess is he's been using so much Viagra lately, if they spread his ashes to the wind, it'll lead to one hell of a stiff breeze.

Holly said: "We've really been trying. A house and a baby would really make for a great Valentine's gift".

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/JP