Monday, 12 May 2008

Holly shit

As I've written about earlier, Hugh Hefner's girlfriend Holly Madison is getting screwed. For what it's worth, Holly, to paraphrase Nelson: ha fucking ha.

No, we're not talking baby making anymore. Apparently, nothing came out of that ordeal but Hef himself. A hint, Holly, is that when your lover is shooting dust out of his cock, it's not a promising sign.

This time she tried marriage instead, but Hef declined, leaving her financially stranded, much to the amusement of, well, the rest of the world.

At least she'll be rid of him soon. Hef said: "I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life", which probably means the whole thing will be over any day now.

/JP

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