Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Coffee?

The last rant got me going, so I'll just put another one in here while I'm at it, although this one is mine, my own, my precious.

It's about a modern phenomena, created in the United States of Americaland.

American coffee.

Let me make this perfectly clear: A tripple skimmy latte mochacino hazelnut chocolate cream whosyourdaddy is NOT "a coffee". It's a fucking dessert.

A parallel can be made to red wine, a person saying that he or she likes it "particularly with some fruits, ice, cointreau, cognac and cinnamon in it". That's not red wine, it's fucking sangria.

The same thing goes for coffee. What they serve at Starbucks isn't coffee. It's liquid crap in a cup.

Get some perspective.

Bah.

/JP

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