A few weird news stories from the past week..
US scientists have discovered, through extensive research I'm sure, that attractive, successful women are more likely to be drawn to attractive, successful men. So for all you overweight, unemployed, fugly s.o.b.'s out there, Paris Hilton won't be coming knocking on your (mom's) door. In related news: scientists have just discovered that the sky is blue.
After what critics claim to be an allround successful performance in sitcom "How I met your mother", Britney Spears is likely to get her own comedy show. Early entries for possible names of the show include "Trailer park girl", "How I met your lazy ass father" and "Completely fucking LOST".
Also in the news, possibly the world's first pregnant man. Thomas Beatie, a transgender man, claims to be five months pregnant with a baby girl. I don't know how she got him pregnant. Any way you look at it, you would have to assume he's in for a painful delivery.
Lastly, a woman in Germany is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead. She left the hospital furious, but not before having done a number three.
/JP
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