Model citizen

Sorry for the hiatus, I've been away (obviously).

Straight back to form, I thought I'd rant a bit about the fashion industry. Now, don't get me wrong, I like design. I just think that the industry tends to lose touch with reality every so often. For one, if Amy Winehouse is considered a fashion icon despite her looking like a crack addicted prostitute, chances are good something's rotten in the state of Denmark. The only reason I can find for that whole "whore look" not going out of date is because a whore seldom is out of dates. Want to get the boys to look at you? Dress like you would have sex with anyone for $20! Don't forget to cry all the way home when they don't respect you though.

Accordingly, I have a hard time respecting models, and none more so than these so called lingerie models who, at 16 or so, put in huge implants, bleach their hair and take off their clothes in front of anyone who has a mobile phone camera or above. In essence, these women (and I use the term "women" quite wrongly) are nothing more than oxygen thieves.

A while back I was at a bar and a girl who would fit very well into the category above came up to me. She had huge plastic boobs, pushed up so high that if her nipples stiffened she would probably poke her eyes out.

The girl: "Hi there".
Me: "Hey".
The girl: "I would do anything for you".
Me: "Really? Anything?".
The girl: "Yeah. Is there anything you.. ..would like me to do?".
Me: "Well, you look like you're used to laying down.. ..I could use a new stand for my bike."

Would probably be the cheapest place to park too.

/JP