To recap the background of Miss Gynning for those who don't know her, she is basically Sweden's version of Jade Goody; a former Big Brother contestant who has all the wits of a dead seagull.
This is a woman who removed her implants, coloured her hair dark and then considered herself an intellectual, which in itself is fucking hilarious. Now she's got her own show called "In the head of Carolina Gynning", which I assumed when I first heard the title would be a one hour black screen. Having now seen it, it would for all intents and purposes have been better had that actually been the case. As Stephen Fry would have put it, sometimes there just isn't enough vomit in the world.
Anyway, today Aftonbladet is running a story titled "Så ska Gynning bli Hollywood-stjärna" (This is how Gynning is going to become a Hollywood star). The preamble states that she's going through hard workouts in order to reach "her next big goal". Apparently her next big goal is to get an overweight body to go along with her thick head, because her comment on the gruesome training she's undertaking is "I've eaten so fucking much American junkfood".
Why on Earth would Hollywood want another fat moron? Isn't Roseanne Barr enough?
/JP
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