Monday, 5 January 2009

I went on the internet

And I found this.



"So, you're interested in cars?"
"Yeah, I love cars."
"Gearhead, huh?"
"No, I mean I REALLY love cars."
"Ehm, ok."
"Mhmm. Did you see that old Range Rover of mine? I like to dress up like a prostitute, sneak up and take it from behind, fucking it up the tailpipe. Oh, yeah baby.. It loves it, the filthy bitch."
"Yeah, it.. ..wait, what?"
"Here, I've got photos."

/JP

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