Yes, a new season of "Dancing with the stars" has kicked off and despite not actually watching the show, the entire country knows everything that anyone has ever said or done that in any way, shape or form can be even remotely connected to the so called celebrity competition.
Apparently, the new series features, among others, Isabella Löwengrip - more known as Blondinbella - whose claim to fame is that she has a fashion oriented blog that people supposedly read. In short, she's yet another blonde teenage bimbo who has been given too much time in the public eye already. To prove the point, she released the following statements on taking part on the show.
"Soon, all of Sweden will be able to see my butt!", in regards to her not being able to dance and instead will resort to showing off her ass.. ..ets. The intellectual approach, as it were.
"It's hard, but when my partner tells me to become like Britney Spears, I really get going", yet again in regards to her dancing skills. That's right, baby. Shake it like a mentally unstable redneck.
When asked if being on the show gave her "cred", she came up with the following gem: "Yes, it's the coolest thing you can do. And to stand here with people who have had much longer careers than I have is so cool."
No, just about anything anywhere is "cooler" than being on a show featuring havebeens, werenots and whothats, dear. Also, you haven't left school yet. The toilet paper I bought the other day has had a longer career than you have, although admittedly it has also been filled with crap.
Also on the show is (was?) former Big Brother contestant Kitty Jutbring who, after having received bottom marks, cried and said she was going to start a Facebook group called "Hate the jury". She's currently doing radio shows for prepubescents and thus proved she shares the mental prowess and maturity of her target audience.
/JP
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