Anyway, in the news this week: First off, there was the Vail incident. Basically, a skier almost fell to his possible death by somehow managing to fall of a lift, a sure Darwin award nominee. However, his trousers got stuck in the lift, thus preventing him from falling. Lucky, you say? I'm not sure he agrees.
It was probably a cold day too.
The, excuse the legal term, moron then sued the photographer. I'm assuming he'll be counter-sued for indecent exposure as well as class action sued by the human race for stealing our oxygen.
In other cock-related news, the porn industry is demanding $5 Billion from the US Congress to support them during the depression. If there was one industry you'd thought would benefit from hard times..
Hustler owner Larry Flynt said: "People are too depressed to have sex. This is highly unhealthy for a nation. The American people can do without cars and things, but they can't live without sex." An interesting statement considering most consumers of porn live without sex, which is why they have to watch others having it.
Finally, Jordan has been kicked out of Facebook. "They won't get rid of me that easily", she said, to which the rest of the world replied with a unanimous sigh "Tell us about it". I'm not sure Jordan understands the concept of rhetorical questions and thus probably will soon in every newspaper ever made anywhere. Oh, joy.
/JP
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