Saturday, 17 January 2009

Hugh surprise

In the never ending drama that is Hugh Hefner and his "girlfriends", the latest episode involves Kendra Wilkinson admitting to having been unfaithful.

The world dropped its collective jaw upon hearing the news that a girl who has posed nude had even more damage to her moral compass.

Wilkinson said: "I had to have sex to be able to feel like a healthy human being". Funny, I thought the reason you dated Hef was, what's the word you all use now again, "love"?

The statement has lead TCO to come up with the following economic formula for relationships:

Love - Free.
Gold digging bimbos - Cheap.
Divorces - Expensive.

/JP

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