According to two British doctors, sneezing can be a sign of sexual arousal. Apparently, the whole thing stems from a man who sneezed when thinking of sex and the doctors then reportedly found "several men and women" who suffered from the same problem. Furthermore, the doctors found three persons who claimed to sneeze after orgasm. Despite only two actual cases ever having been published - any made up pornographic novels notwithstanding - the doctors drew the conclusion that this is a common issue.
TCO is officially calling BS on the whole thing.
How many times have you heard your partner reaching sexual climax with the words "Ah, ah, AH, ACHOOO!"? I would bet you have, during the act of love making, said "Oh, God" a lot more times than you have said "Bless you".
Granted, there are sure to be a handful of evolutionary fuckups where the genetical wiring isn't what it should be, but a common issue? Right. That's like the reaction from those magazines your friends used to read when you were in your early teens, such as "KP" for the Swedes.
"Dear KP. I have a slight problem. I decided to put my penis inside our neighbor's puppy Fred. At first it felt good, but then I realized I was allergic to dogs. My penis got all green and weird and funny smelling, so I drenched it in acetone. Now it's a sort of red-green mix, still weird and funny smelling and it burns when I pee. The cat is also looking at me with an unusual look of fear and contempt. What should I do? Sam, age 10.
Dear Sam. This is perfectly normal."
As if.
/JP
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