Game, set, match

Backhand. Forehand. Backhand. Chris Brown really is beating the crap out of Rihanna.

Yes, it's been all over the news by now. Chris Brown apparently beat the living daylights out of his girlfriend, Rihanna.

Her response? Marriage, perhaps?

Apparently, the way to win a girl's heart is to smash her face in. Nothing says "I love you" like two across the eyes. A huge dildo the obvious lone exception.

Do you think he'll stop? I'm willing to bet he won't. Abusive men seldom do. Yet the women keep coming back. Time after another. It's amazing.

A so called expert recently said that we shouldn't blame the women since they're not the ones doing the beating. Of course not, but they do come back. It's like standing in the middle of a heavily trafficked highway and saying that you shouldn't be blamed if you get run over because you're not doing the driving. While that may be true, your chances of not getting hit at all improve dramatically if you use the sidewalk. The same goes for these women. If you beat your girlfriend, or anyone for that matter, you are a pathetic excuse for a man who should be imprisoned. If you have an abusive boyfriend and keep coming back, not telling anyone nor seeking help, you are a moron. End of story.

Either way, as Jimmy Carr once said: "Why beat your own girlfriend? That's like keying your own car."

/JP