In what is sure to spice up the Trek conventions (or whatever you call them), Star Trek is going pornographic.
Apparently, Hustler will be launching a porn version of the old TV-series. So, in an attempt at IKEA jokes - assemble them yourselves - here are a few, actual, quotes from the old series. Now picture them being said in a porn setting.
"How many fingers am I holding up?" -- Kirk
"That's not very damn funny." -- McCoy (Star Trek III)
"Don't call me Tiny." -- Sulu (Star Trek III)
"Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?" -- Kirk
"One damn minute, admiral" -- Spock (Star Trek IV)
"Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons." -- Spock, to Kirk (Star Trek V)
"You look quite well for a man that's been 'utterly destroyed', Mr. Spock." -- Kirk (Patterns of Force)
How about this episode title?
"I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget." -- McCoy (Space Seed)
And finally for a line that is wrong on so many levels:
"Spock. This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do....spank it?" -- McCoy (Star Trek: TMP)
/JP
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