Thursday, 5 March 2009

Wacko Jacko's not backo

Just the other day, you could find headlines in most newspapers about what was going to be the triumphant return of Michael Jackson.

Not so fast.

It turns out everyone was wrong. In a news conference that took place just minutes before this very blog was written, Jackson said he'd do ten more gigs in London, then leave the stage for good.

I'm guessing the number "ten" was chosen since it's not unlikely that's the magic line where Jackson loses interest. And yes, you know what I'm getting at.

Can't say I care all that much. As I've said before, Jackson is just a pale version of his old self anyway.

Another comeback in the news recently, Britney Spears has given her first concert in quite some time. According to various reports, she was a smash hit and is now "back", as the saying goes. An interesting sentiment considering she didn't even sing at the event.

Anyway, it reminds me of an old, very bad joke I came up with.

"Why did Britney Spears shave her head? She went on a G.I. diet."

/JP

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