I came, I sawed, I went to the hospital

Every so often, a story comes along to prove once more that truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter.

Yes, this is the story of a woman who, presumably along with her partner, decided it would be a grand idea to attach a dildo to a saber saw blade. That's right, not just the power tool, but the actual blade. Naturally, the saw cut through the plastic toy and into her.

Investigators spoke to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

I would argue, however, that it has to be a crime to be that stupid.

"Darling, I just had this great idea. You know you've been saying you'd like to spice up our sexlife? Well, I went down to the local Wal-Mart and got this saber saw. What I thought was, if you attach that Assdestructor 2000 I gave you for Valentine's to the blade, it'll be like being fucked by the Energizer bunny on speed and Viagra. Alright, I've prepared it.. Just spread wide, dear.. That's it. Oh, baby. I've never heard you scream like this before."

/JP