As I'm looking to replace a few parts in my kitchen fan, I went to visit K-rauta's website. Behold, two new K-rauta stores are being opened shortly, one in Kungens Kurva and the other in Partille.
Apparently, Swedish Eurovision winner Charlotte Perelli and Idol winner Marie something or other will be there to perform at the events.
I would have loved to hear their agents tell them about the gigs. I'm thinking it went something like this:
Perelli: "Charlotte".
Agent: "Hey, it's Bloodsucker McBoombuff, your agent. I've got a gig for you".
Perelli: "Alright, let's hear it".
Agent: "Two gigs for K-rauta, one in Kungens kurva, the other in Partille".
Perelli: "What the hell? Are you joking? Performing at hardware stores?"
Agent: "Yeah, I thought it'd be a great way to promote the latest album. It'll only take like ten minutes per gig".
Perelli: "No way".
Agent: "I've already signed the contract for you".
Perelli: "You WHAT? Fine, I'll do it, but you are fucking fired".
Marie: "Marie".
Agent: "Hey, it's Jean-Pierre le Poop, your agent. I've got a gig for you".
Marie: "A GIG? WOOOOOOOOT!!!!"
Agent: "It's for K-rauta. They were the only ones willing to book you".
Marie: "A GIG! A GIG! A GIG!"
Agent: "Yeah, but they'll be pa..
Marie: "GIGGETY, GIGGETY, GIG!!"
Agent: "Yeah, but they'll be paying in planks and nails".
Marie: "MOM! SOMEBODY LIKES ME!"
/JP
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