Thai rack

The holidays are coming up and a friend of mine is heading to Thailand. Unlike so many others though, she's not going there to buy sex, she's going to visit her relatives. Well, I guess either way she'll end up in a brothel.

I'm joking, of course. But prostitution in Thailand is a real problem, as are the various venereal diseases that the prostitutes carry. They call it Bankok, because if you go there, chances are good your penis will explode.

To me, having sex with a prostitute seems a bit like bungy-jumping. If the rubber breaks, you're dead.

It's not always good to be a positive person, you know.

/JP