Thursday, 18 December 2008

Ho ho fucking ho

Fadde Darwich, probably most famous for being dumped by Linda Rosing (how's that for a claim to fame?), is making himself available as Santa Claus at your house.

Looking for a perfect gift? How about messing up your children for life?

I can see it before me now.

Fadde, in broken English: "Ho, ho, ho! Are there any children here?"
Children: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Fadde: "No, no, I'm Santa Claus. Have you eaten your shish kebab this year?"

/JP

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