British glamour queen Jordan (and I use the term glamour quite wrongly seeing as she's probably one of the least glamorous people I can think of) is once again telling the world, whether we like it or not, about her sexlife with husband Peter Andre.
Jordan has truly become the very definition of "attention whore", because not only is she constantly seeking attention..
Anyway, apparently the husband wants her to wear big underwear, granny style. I'm guessing it's because her vagina is the size of Grand Canyon and, let's face it, a piece of string won't cover up that gorge.
She goes on to say that the panties come off quite quickly anyway, which can't come as a surprise to, well, anyone. Jordan doesn't really give you the impression of being a three date kind of woman.
"Alright, here's your bus ticket and there's your change back.. Ah, for fuck's sake. Put those back on. There are children around. They'll get lost in there. Four disappeared only last week."
The couple recently came back from a holiday, but there won't be any paparazzi pictures of Jordan in a bikini. The reason? "Because I sunbathe nude". That's showing 'em.
/JP
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An in-depth sociological commentary or a no-name bloke taking the piss out of daily life - you decide.
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