Ryan Air's president Michael O'Leary has come up with the following slogan for Ryan Air's first class flights:
"Beds and blowjobs".
Yes, you read that correctly.
According to Ryan Air, a blowjob is a symbol for luxury. I'm guessing they took that from the "Whore's guide to marketing". Personally, whenever I feel like treating myself to a bit of luxury, sucking a cock isn't the first thing that comes to mind. Go figure.
O'Leary says that he "can't think of any better way of spending a five hour flight". Five hours? Either the girl is crap at giving blowjobs or you've got some sort of issue down there, mate.
For the flight stewardesses, I'm guessing the new slogan is "Beds and breakfast".
Ryan Air has stated that actual fellatio won't be performed, but that the slogan stands for a level of service that's beyond what Ryan Air previously has provided. Sounds like a step up from the usual butt-fucking Ryan Air gives its customers, I suppose.
Either way, the flights will still suck.
/JP
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