Can you get me a quote on that, please

I just recently came across a site devoted to Linda Rosing. TCO would rather stick its eyes with a blunt spoon than go that far, but here are a few gems from the page.

First off, she had a brief political "career", although I'm sure it might have had to do with her not quite understanding that a political party didn't involve free drinks. Anyway, her party was devoted to removing the fake beauty ideals that women these days follow. She said she wanted to remove the shallow, superficial and fake. Nothing funny in that, but taking into account that the woman looks like this..



..it's a lot funnier.

She has also stated that her breasts are real. "Real silicone. My friends use implants. So yeah, they are real."

Another great quote of hers is: "I like thinking. I think it's fun."

I would honestly not be surprised if Ralph Wiggum was based on her.

Some might say she's not the sharpest tool in the box, but I'm starting to think she's not even as sharp as the box itself.

/JP