The soap opera at the Playboy mansion continues in a tempo, quite frankly, TCO has some problems keeping up with. The latest news: Hef has decided to start dating a couple of 19-year old twins.
First off, the fact that he's "decided to start dating" them further leads you believe he's not so much a magazine owner as a pimp. Either that or those girls are even cheaper than anyone thought possible (if true an amazing feat, it must be said).
A sign the girls don't seem to have all their tools in the box is what you can read on their respective MySpace pages (and yes, these are the actual quotes). Says twin 1, Karissa Shannon:
"Obstacles r put into your life to see if wut u want is worth fighting for!!!".
I'm sorry, I forgot my retarded-AOL-teen to English at home.
Twin 2, Kristina Shannon instead quotes, well, just about every marriage site online:
"Love me without fear. Trust me without wondering. Love me without restrictions. Want me without demands. Accept me how I am. A love like that will be ETERNAL!"
Yeah, it'll be eternal until Hef dies, which should be any second now.
The funniest part in all this? You've got an 80+ male dating 20-something females, and the guy decides the girls are too old.
If there ever was a term such as insignificant other, this'd be the time to use it.
/JP
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