Sorry for the lack of updates

But things have been kind of hectic, in fact unusually so. The stock market tends to be slower during the summer, but things are crazy at the firm none the less. Will try to shape up like an American at McDonalds (hey, "round" is a shape too, you know).

So what has happened since the last time I blogged? Well.. Not much to write home, or away, about to be honest. In short:

Amy Winehouse is, as always, putting the fun in dysfunctional.

Michael Jackson is, apparently, not only a very, very, very, very, very creepy individual, but also a "spendaholic" near bankruptcy. They say that money talks, guess his said "good-bye".

A company is making ladies' tights from some sort of coffee beans. Probably great if your legs fall asleep.

And finally, stop me if this one is offensive. Oh, wait. You can't, can you? Anyway, the cure for children with learning difficulties? Concentration camps.

I know, I know. Those were crap. But look on the positive side, now I don't have to work as hard in order to shape up.

/JP