Musical madness

And now for something completely different.

Örebro public musical school, performing "Also Sprach Zarathusthra" to the images of Stanley Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey".



Sounds like an elephant being anally raped.

/JP

A sign of the recession

As someone who's in the field of corporate finance, here's as sure a sign of the recession as anything:



Yes, I'm referring to Linda Rosing's new TV-show.

They obviously hired the cheapest woman they could find.

/JP

Stealing common knowledge

Recently, things have been unusually quiet on the Spersian front. Now though, Britney is back in the headlines, this time as a result of the claimed theft of her diaries.

Apparently, this is a disaster to Spears as the diaries contained information on her recent troubled past.

Let me make this perfectly clear: There is nothing, nada, zip, zilch, zero, nought that the world, and any other alien empires that may be watching, does not know about your past, Britney. If anyone was to print an encyclopedia over the published details of your redneck existence, there wouldn't be a tree left on the planet.

/JP

Pure pornography

Dear readers. If you ever find yourselves having too much money and think that a good idea to fix the problem would be giving TCO a little something to show your appreciation - or whatever other reason may float your boat - I wouldn't mind the latest release from Aston Martin. The Vantage V12.







Now that is a biblically beautiful car.

/JP

Snowjob

As most know, the UK has been "paralysed" by what the Brits call a "snowstorm". Planes are unable to take off or land, schools close (much to the parents' fury) and basically it's a state of emergency. Three snowflakes and the government declares martial law.

Snow that barely gets above the soles of your shoes isn't a problem.

It's like discussing history (although the argument stands on basically any topic apart from how to get fat) with an American.

"Yeah, this placed was established all the way back in 1978. It's very old."

Get a sense of perspective already.

/JP

Sluts in the city redux, part III

And for the final installment of this three part miniseries, Aftonbladet is reporting today that women, in a to TCO quite disturbing trend, have started liposucking their calves as well as mutilating their feet.

The reason? To be able to fit in their latest pair of Manolo Blahniks or Jimmy Choos. Oh, that's designer shoes, btw.

Where was this whole thing started? Where were these shoes made popular?

You guessed it.

Sex and the city.

Setting a great example for women everywhere since 1998.

/JP

Sluts in the city redux, part II

A while back, TCO wrote about the show "Lipstick jungle", essentially exactly the same show as Sex in the city only without the horse.

As - we're guessing here - TCO's official brother commented, there is also a second carbon copy show called Cashmere mafia.

However, in a weird and, let's be honest about it, unusual display of good taste, the networks have decided to cancel both shows.

An obvious display of the power and influence of TCO, no doubt.

Anyone want any other show cancelled? I'll be in the bar drinking celebratory champagne should you need me.

/JP