Troubled former soccer star Paul Gascoigne has reportedly spent £16,000 trying to cure his addiction to Red Bull. Apparently "Gazza" was downing 50 cans of the energy drink every DAY.
The most aptly named woman in showbusiness, Amy Winehouse, gave her support, saying: "I know what he's going through. Carbonated soft drinks are dangerous! I can't seem to get rid of my coke addiction".
Dr Carol Cooper stated that a tin of Red Bull has 80mg of caffeine in it, and consuming too much of the stimulant can "make irrational or violent tendencies worse". This has lead to the suspicion that Gascoigne has been addicted to Red Bull for most of his adult life.
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Saturday, 23 February 2008
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
Jessica Simpson, a fattist?
According to an article today, Jessica Simspon is being sued by health oriented company Speedfit. Apparently, she recorded an exercise video for them, but has now changed her mind and is actively working against its release.
If only she had done the same with any of her other movies.
Aptly named Speedfit president Alex Astilean said: "She's hurting millions of fat people in the US".
How? It's not as if they're going to run to the stores to get it anyway.
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If only she had done the same with any of her other movies.
Aptly named Speedfit president Alex Astilean said: "She's hurting millions of fat people in the US".
How? It's not as if they're going to run to the stores to get it anyway.
/JP
Monday, 18 February 2008
Sap du jour
Was sent this clip earlier today. Unfortunately, it's in Swedish. Sorry about that.
Moron.
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Moron.
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Live reading
To commemorate its 100 years of existing, it has proudly been announced that the actors at the Swedish theatre Dramaten will be performing "live theatre" tonight.
As opposed to what exactly?
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As opposed to what exactly?
/JP
Wednesday, 13 February 2008
Heffalump
According to an article today, Hugh Hefner, 81, is trying to knock his girlfriend Holly Madison, 28, up. Apparently, they want a baby so much, they spend entire days having sex, but alas, so far to no avail.
My guess is he's been using so much Viagra lately, if they spread his ashes to the wind, it'll lead to one hell of a stiff breeze.
Holly said: "We've really been trying. A house and a baby would really make for a great Valentine's gift".
No further comments necessary.
/JP
My guess is he's been using so much Viagra lately, if they spread his ashes to the wind, it'll lead to one hell of a stiff breeze.
Holly said: "We've really been trying. A house and a baby would really make for a great Valentine's gift".
No further comments necessary.
/JP
Shakespeared
Since the last blog wasn't all too witty, I thought I'd make it up to you by recapping Romeo and Juliet.
Romeo: "Oh, Juliet! Where have you been all my life?"
Juliet: "On a fucking balcony."
The End.
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Romeo: "Oh, Juliet! Where have you been all my life?"
Juliet: "On a fucking balcony."
The End.
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Keeping it short
Pocket Hercules Aditya "Romeo" Dev is according to various sources the world's smallest bodybuilder.
From what one can read in the articles, he earns a living from bodybuilding shows and dancing. The other bodybuilders are said to love him, although I think the phrase used was "nuts over him".
Dev's main ambition is to make London's West End. Personally, I never thought Romeo and Juliet to be a short story.
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From what one can read in the articles, he earns a living from bodybuilding shows and dancing. The other bodybuilders are said to love him, although I think the phrase used was "nuts over him".
Dev's main ambition is to make London's West End. Personally, I never thought Romeo and Juliet to be a short story.
/JP
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