Same old

Sorry, again, for the lack of updates. I've been doing some comedy stuff for another site recently, but let's not fool ourselves into thinking a lot of people actually give a rat's poop shoot anyway.

Anywho, I was recently told I'm "the funniest guy nobody has heard of", perhaps ironic being that most of the recent blogs here have been anything but funny. Still, in all honesty, I don't know what to do with that statement. I believe, like Jimmy Carr, that humour is a lot like sexual preference. You don't know why you find something funny, you just do. It's not an active choice. I don't know if my kind of comedy is the equivalent of plain old doggiestyle or a couple of twin midgets called Mongo and Bill, a goat, an adult diaper and two buckets of moonshine.

You tell me.

/JP

Debbie does Beverly Hills?

Ah, the outcry of conservatives, hypocrites and, well, morons.


The "All New" Beverly Hills series has shocked America, featuring an oral sex scene. The complaints have been, to say the very least, numerous.

So, let me get this straight. You're a teenage parent (well, your kids are teenagers, not you) and you don't want to have him or her watching such filth. A teenager filled with hormones, being told there's soft porn on TV? Yeah, that's a great idea. Think the show will get, oh, a zillion more viewers now? Think that perhaps it was a marketing ploy, putting that scene in there? Surely not.

I don't get the big deal, though. The old series sucked too.

/JP